Heartlands: MartytraM

“Just imagine an American-based, Christian Organization planning to poison water supplies to bring the second-coming quicker.” – Lupe Fiasco, American Terrorist.

Marty paced around his bedroom. His hands were raw from the frequent button-mashing, keyboard-clacking and furious masturbation. He was normal.

Marty grew up in a good home. No screaming, no fighting, no arguing. They always had enough. Udesireable things were met with “Are you sure you want to do that?” or another ambiguousinsult. His grandmother and grandfather on both sides were alive and kicking. They were happy, or so they seemed. The only real skill they’d ever developed was the art of clinging. Their clinging kept them alive.

Marty’s grandparents coveted every penny, every fabric, every trinket they’d ever laid eyes on. This behavior trickled into other aspects of their lives.

Marty’s grandparents strangled the life, creativity and personal sense of curiosity out of both of his parents. Marty couldn’t see it. He was born into it. His idea of a good life was making sure everyone else knew he was special. The way grandma and mom made him feel. Ideally, he’d never change.

Marty’s father, Marty II, was the younger image of his father, Marty Sr.

Both men stood the same way. Ate their breakfast the same way. Marty II even whistled through his two front teeth whenever he got too excited.

Critical thinking was like a thorn in his shoe. The effort made him focus too hard.

He hated his life, his parents, his wife and most of all himself, just like Marty Sr.

There was one thing that really passed Marty II off: Why.

It reminded him that he didn’t know. If he didn’t know, he could never be better than anyone else. There’d be nothing to brag about. If he didn’t brag, how would other people know how special he was? Why was that important–why not? Marty hated answering why. It meant he had to be responsible for his reasoning. Responsible for his choices. It meant he had to confront himself.

Marty was the same. At 14, he was a sociopath. Technology enabled him to masturbate to his friend’s sisters’ Facebook photos. He’d pretend to mimic his favorite, over-exaggerated porn. He didn’t know any better. He hadn’t known porn wasn’t real. It was erotic acting for entertainment.  Marty’s parents’ fear of accountability and honesty led Marty to keep his hobbies to himself. He knew no one. He would harrass old ladies in the Beau Noir Media Pulp Fiction paperback aisle at Whole Foods. Marty was evil.

There were times he knew. He hated those times. Marty didn’t like being responsible for his unwashed greasy face, dirty bedroom and bad manners. He wasn’t beautiful. Marty was a boy. He couldn’t be beautiful without being a homosexual. That’s what his father told him. Love was gay. Talking about anything real was for women.

“A boy’s first lesson is learning not to cry,” Marty II would often regurgitate. This was a common idiom that seeped from his chapped, thin lips. He would often push his glasses up while repeating grandiose phrases he barely understood. Like his father, Marty II knew everything.

And, just like his father, everyday was filled with the same internal strife and passive aggressive murmurs to his wife. Marty was himself the most when he did the things he advocated against: expressing his feelings, not concerned about other people or belonging, and giving his wife the freedom to just be herself without looking like a Stepford wife by 8 am. 

Unfortunately, Trudy, Marty’s wife was raised just like him. She hated Marty from the moment she laid eyes on him. That was love right? Safety. What’s safer than mimicking your parents? They know what they’re doing. But, by God, don’t ever let me be my mother, she’d say.

Her best friends were like her in that they hated her and themselves as well. They expressed this through subtle inflections, imperceptible sighs and rumors. “That’s how people live, until they don’t. Then they go to heaven,” she often thought. At the age of 50, her face was stiff, her frown was glued to her mouth and her mind was focused on clinging. Her life was destined to be long, drug-free, alcohol-free and orgasm-free. Who needed that stuff anyway? We’re all sinners and happiness doesn’t get you into heaven. Sex never lasted more than 4 minutes. 10 if Marty II was drunk. It always hurt.

This story isn’t about Marty’s parents. This his about him. MartytraM. 

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Rather than putting his phone down and thinking about why a tear is forming on the crease of left eye, Marty III, picks his nose while struggling to get out of his crotch-smelling, dirty pants. “Mom has to do laundry again. Fucking bitch,” he thought. Like his favorite social media tool, his mom’s initials in his mind were FB. He groaned and played on his phone. Surfing through different Twitter, Instagram and Facebook profiles. “Should’nt put your pics on facebook, if you don’t want me doing this. Bitch,” he muttered, squeezing his penis until it hurt. 

At 17, the scariest thing Marty III could think of is the internet going down. The second scariest thing is that social media ceases to exists. The third fear is that COD quits releasing games. He clutches his penis until it cries. He feels good, until the temporary relief passes. Marty flushes the toilet, washes his hands, then leaps back onto the couch. He swipes through Tinder on his phone again, then gets bored and flips to Tiktok.

“Fuck! Why did covid do this to me!” he wails, shaking his phone. No one else is home, he can say that. He can complain if no one else hears it. He can ramble on about what he hates, so long as no one else knows there are things he hates. It’s not positive. Even worse, it might make him look like he’s not happy. Marty clutches his phone. He swipes through Twitter, ready to masturbate again.

A post catches his eye. It’s from his friend, Shawn. He sends Shawn a DM. “You got anymore of that stuff? Wanna hang out, loser?”

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